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Had a de-clutter and moved to a 'house' but things are just the same, a smile a day πŸ™‚

lilyflower
10 months ago
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lilyflower
lilyflower
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10 months ago

Morning TheChimp, Loislane Lynibis MrsCraig Sanitation1234 JoTarpley I'm here with the πŸ™‚ of the day

Two old school friends meet up after 25 years.

Bob says to Dan, "I hear that you were married and have a grown-up son. What does he do?"

Dan replies, "From a young age he had a burning ambition to become a great writer. I asked him to define 'Great' he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!' I was very impressed".

Bob asks, "Did he succeed?"

Dan replies, "Sure did. He works for Microsoft, writing Windows’ error messages."

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig10 months ago

Morning, we are getting ready for a messy class over zoom! My husband says I'm setting myself up for a fall as our son will just want to run around and wont sit still! But I'm going to put it on the tv so I'm hoping that will help.

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TheChimp
TheChimp10 months ago

lilyflower Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Deleted42425
Deleted4242510 months ago

TheChimp gonna love Mr bean lol x πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley10 months ago

That was very good lilyflower , I always laugh out loud at your smiles, you are certainly right, you always need a smile a day! x πŸ˜€

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MaryBroadb16135
MaryBroadb161355 months ago

lilyflower very funny joke

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LorraineOsborne
LorraineOsborne5 months ago

TheChimp love Mr Bean..especially wen he's in France, in posh restaurant and eating prawns etc....so so FUNNY!

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Username65022
Username6502210 months ago

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Lynibis
Lynibis10 months ago

Hi lilyflower, nice idea to start another. For anyone who doesn't know if you click on the date to the right of each topic title it will take you to the most recent comment, saves a lot of scrolling.

I am useless at jokes, can never remember them or get the punchline right. But please feel free to add my guess who it is topic as it will disappear soon. Maybe some puzzles and riddles?

Really thought I would get on with things today, but already I can see it will be just another wasted day, really need to get my mojo back but when you live alone there is no one to chivvy you up. I have turned laziness into an art form lol!

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

We can chivvy ya up lol

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Lyn help plz I dont get the scroll bit I'm on iPad how do I get to recent ist comment please be patient I'm slow lol

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

Mctash hi. If you go to the chat menu showing all the topics you will see they all have a date on the right hand side.

When you have chosen a topic click or tap on the date and it will take you to the last comment posted.

This is helpful if it is a topic with more than one page of comments so you don't have to scroll to the end.

However, if someone has answered a comment on the middle somewhere it won't take you there only the very last one.

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Tyvm right I go have go I may be some time lmao Lynibis

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Before I go I'd also like to apologise I was possably bit rude when you was trying to help me been under bit of pressure in isolation but no excuse so I'm sorry lyn and ty for your previous help Lynibis

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

Mctash no problem and you weren't rude.

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Bless ty hun I do hope not as I'm not rude person have fzbo evening x@Lynibis

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

And ty 4 help again Lynibis

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Oh and hi Haha Lynibis

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Deleted42425
Deleted4242510 months ago

Love the new heading hun 😘hey all hope you well I'm not up to much today cleaning what joy lol I lead such a exciting time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚x

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TheChimp
TheChimp10 months ago

Loislane What is this 'cleaning' that people talk about? πŸ€”

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Deleted42425
Deleted4242510 months ago

TheChimp yep thats my life lol x

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
10 months ago

Random fact - today 11th July is Cheer up the Lonely Day πŸ™‚ Image

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TheChimp
TheChimp10 months ago

lilyflower That rabbit looks like he's got the right hump πŸ˜†

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Deleted42425
Deleted4242510 months ago

I'm so lonley so yeah thats so me lol x

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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10 months ago
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Deleted42425
Deleted4242510 months ago

lilyflower thanks huni so need that just not been feeling so good for days now headache tierd and pmt didn't help lol x

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Hi lily hope ya have good day

lilyflower

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig10 months ago

If anyone is thinking of doing a zoom class with their toddler, don't! It was a disaster!

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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10 months ago

Oh dear. Has Mr C passed comment?

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig10 months ago

lilyflower he thought that it was absolutely hilarious. He said, " I knew it would go badly, but I didn't expect it to go that badly!"

To be fair, I should have known better. Our son is not one for sitting still, except for food!

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
10 months ago

MrsCraig At least you tried. Better to have tried and failed than never tried at all. I think he should make tea after your stressful Zoom πŸ™‚

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig10 months ago

lilyflower very true! He is currently in the kitchen making Gammon, potatoes, carrots and bread sauce for dinner!

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley10 months ago

MrsCraig Sounds like you have got him well trained πŸ˜‰ I hope you enjoyed it! πŸ˜‹ x

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig10 months ago

JoTarpley πŸ˜‚ he enjoys cooking. It was absolutely delicious x

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Ow dear Mrs Craig what happened

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

Mctash if you would like a bit more advice I would say make sure you copy the person's username with @ in front of it. When you then click 'post' it will turn blue and the person will get a notification.

No offence intended but I have noticed you replying to lots of posts that are many months old as if they are still current so they probably aren't being read.

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig3 months ago

Mctash just my son being a typical toddler and deciding he didn't want to take part in the zoom class and did his own thing. Our dog shares the same name as one of the girls in the zoom class and my dog started acting up and the girl got upset thinking I was shouting at her.

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

PAHHHAAA no say that so epic lol dam wish I d been zooming to now ha but on upside that's madd me giggle lol have fab evening

MrsCraig

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

So I forget this alot lol but if there names goes blue they get notified yeah ?@Lynibis

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig3 months ago

Mctash yes if the name is blue then you get a notification that you have mentioned in a comment

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Ty why it's so confusing I just cant get it lol

MrsCraig

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig3 months ago

Mctash you will get there eventually, just takes time

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

Mctash I saw these because you replied to me but the one above needs a space between ?@ that is why it hasn't gone blue. When it is posted the @ sign disappears. Nearly there, it just takes practise.

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley3 months ago

Lynibis I just got a notification that somebody had liked my post Lyn, and I was surprised it was 6 months old, maybe it's just a bit of fun for Mctash , it's cheaper than buying a magazine after all πŸ˜‰ 😁 x

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

What's up jo ? What does that mean ? Plz JoTarpley

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley3 months ago

Mctash Hiya! I mean you enjoy reading the chat, it's quite entertaining isn't it, you don't need to buy a magazine, chat is fun enough! 😁 πŸ˜‰ x

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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Pmsl yes I was tryin summit out were I ended up lol hehe JoTarpley

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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3 months ago
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Mctash
Mctash3 months ago

Yes ty lily but cos me not understanding they restricted me lilyflower

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davewalsh126
davewalsh126a month ago

Lynibis Thanks for the info - first I've seen of it Lynibis (Tried it out there!)

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