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Had a de-clutter and moved to a 'house' but things are just the same, a smile a day πŸ™‚

lilyflower
3 months ago
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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

lilyflower oh yes guilty hun you know me well lol x πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’–πŸ’–x

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

Well it doesn't look like the Royal Mail chimps are going to deliver today, so I'm going to have to wait until Monday now (if they arrive at all).

Here's a Harvey pic for you... Image

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Username650222 months ago

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

Aww he makes my day his so cute πŸ’–πŸ’–x

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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2 months ago

Morning everyone, another fine day on the way. Todays Sunday smile πŸ™‚

The children were lined up in the school hall of a Catholic primary school waiting for lunch. On the end of one of the tables was a large pile of apples. One of the nuns was writing out a note which she placed in front of the apples:

'Take only one. God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip biscuits. Charlie whispered to Johnny, "Quick, grab all the biscuits you want!". Johnny said "How come?"

"Cos God's busy watching the apples."

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Username65022
Username650222 months ago

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

Morning lilyflower and everyone πŸ˜€

Royal Mail, in all their wisdom, have decided that after sending my package 50 miles NW of me to the wrong sorting office, to send it back 70 miles east of me to Cardiff πŸ™„

Hopefully I will get my choccies sometime next week.

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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2 months ago

Hopefully they will still be worth eating and the liqueur hasn't run out. I'd try for compensation, you may get more chocs. πŸ™‚

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

lilyflower If there's anything wrong with them, I'll be asking for a refund.

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Lynibis
Lynibis2 months ago

Morning all....just. Instead of resurrecting an old topic about senior moments I will add latest one here.

Had a work colleague round for meal and film yesterday afternoon. After dishing up we ate in lounge so we could still watch the film and after she left I watched a couple of episodes of Gordon Ramsay. It was only when I went in the kitchen after that I saw I had left the gas on for all those hours! The worst thing was, a tea towel was just a few inches away. That's my efforts at saving energy down the pan for at least a month.

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Username65022
Username650222 months ago

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Username650222 months ago

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

Hey all another hot steamy day πŸ”₯😎🌞in the east I'm not sleeping so good so had fan on a lot I don't mind the heat but long got some wind lol hugs to all stay amazing and safe πŸ’–x

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LordUnbox
LordUnbox2 months ago

I won't make it to Headquarters 21 on time for my swagbucks offer... Anyone does swagbucks?

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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2 months ago

Morning all TheChimp Sanitation1234 Loislane Lynibis MrsCraig JoTarpley (LordUnbox I no long do swagbucks) Very warm and we've just had first of heavy rain showers. Random fact: today is Lazy Day! Smile of the day πŸ™‚

Brenda made an appointment to see her doctor, because she is worried about her husband's bad temper.

Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"

Brenda says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that Jimmy is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later Brenda returns to the doctor looking fresh and happy.

Brenda says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

Dr Thomas says: "The water itself does nothing ..............

It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig2 months ago

Excellent. My car has started to make a rattling sound so off to the garage on Wednesday. It is due its MOT and service too, but need the rattling sound looked at first. I hope it's nothing expensive!

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

lilyflower Harrrrrrrrrr πŸ˜† Love it!

Good afternoon everyone.

Weather is the same here in SW Wales, very warm and thundery.

My chocolates finally arrived after making additional stops at another 2 sorting offices.

I'm going to search the web for a decent dhansak recipe today. I've looked a few times in the past, but haven't found a good one yet.

Might end up putting a question up on chat about it πŸ€”

Hope everyone has a good day 😊

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

MrsCraig Our car failed its MOT on Saturday ☹️

A spring has gone and has to be replaced next week. Gonna be a couple of hundred pounds, I would think 😒

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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2 months ago

TheChimp I've got this one. I found an old Hamlyn Curry Cookbook in charity shop at weekend. Image

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

lilyflower Thanks for that πŸ‘

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig2 months ago

TheChimp I have no idea what's wrong with it, but it needs to be fixed. I'm just hoping it is something small! The boiler is getting serviced today, so it will be an expensive month πŸ˜₯

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley2 months ago

MrsCraig Oh dear!! I hope it's not too bad or too expensive! x

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley2 months ago

I no longer do Swagbucks either, when I started it was such a good earner but now it's just a waste of time, 1SB for a mobile App, OMG I can remember when you could earn loads from the Apps!!

Thanks for the smile lilyflower but send some rain down please, the heat is far too much now!! x

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

JoTarpley I so agree hun need rain lol xx πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley2 months ago

Loislane At one time a bit of stormy weather used to break the muggyness up but it doesn't seem to have much effect nowadays does it?!

Sending love from Northamptonshire πŸ˜‰ xx

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

JoTarpley hi hun no not really I'll be happy when rains abit lol sending love back from Bedfordshire x 😊

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Username650222 months ago

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

Afternoon all 😎 I would be very happy right now if it rained a lot as its a scorcher πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯hope everyone is good have a good day love from me in Bedfordshire lol πŸ’–x

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

Loislane It was torrential here for a couple of hours with thunder and lightning, but it's starting to clear up a bit now.

It went so dark at one point that I had to put the lights on, and I mean dark 😲

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Loislane
Loislane2 months ago

TheChimp send me some rain hun I'll run out in it I'm sooooo hot lol x πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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Username65022
Username650222 months ago

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley2 months ago

Sanitation1234 I think I've missed this conversation so have to ask,😱 there are a lot of boxes😱 an awful lot of boxes 😱 πŸ€”are they all yours??πŸ€” πŸ€” Do you run a side line in Boots products?? πŸ˜‚x

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mso
mso1 month ago

And I hought I love shopping 🀣🀣🀣 I am glad that I am no way near that🀣 at least not in one store at once πŸ₯΄

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Username650221 month ago

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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2 months ago

Good morning Loislane Lynibis MrsCraig Sanitation1234 TheChimp JoTarpley (sarahgreen15 how are you? and thought you might like the smile) The day is dull and very warm but no sign of rain so I'll try and get the washing dried. Todays smile πŸ™‚

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "Please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! He grew big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "Please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! A rowboat appeared, he grew strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "Please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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TheChimp
TheChimp2 months ago

lilyflower πŸ‘

Good morning everyone.

It's already stifling in SW Wales. Was thinking about taking Harvey for a walk, but it's too hot for him ☹️

Hope everyone is well.

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley1 month ago

That is a really good one lilyflower πŸ˜‚ 🀣, love that!!

Sun and heat again today with no rain or storms, I need a break from this now, it's too much!! x

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley1 month ago

TheChimp Yes it's far too hot for Harvey, this is what he needs πŸ˜‰ x

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Loislane
Loislane1 month ago

JoTarpley I agree hun I feel like I'm stuck to everything lol πŸ˜‚πŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžx

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley1 month ago

Loislane Here you go, sending this over, you'll feel better soon!! πŸ˜‰ x

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TheChimp
TheChimp1 month ago

JoTarpley He has a fan, but doesn't go in front of it for some reason 😐

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Loislane
Loislane1 month ago

JoTarpley that is so me hun in front fan but oh how i wish I had her figure lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xx

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley1 month ago
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Loislane
Loislane1 month ago

Afternoon all hope you all well in this scorcher 😎🌞🌞🌞🍹🍹x this morning I had go out to shop quickly anxiety kicked in but went for my mum and it was pouring down while on my bike and you know what I LOVED IT!!!! LOL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ x

Hugs and all from me to you x πŸ’–

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lilyflower
lilyflower
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1 month ago

Loislane Did it cool you down? Image

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Loislane
Loislane1 month ago

lilyflower haha indeed hun lol love the Gif that would so be meeeeee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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JoTarpley
JoTarpley1 month ago

πŸ€” Do you get panic attacks or something Loislane ? x

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Loislane
Loislane1 month ago

JoTarpley I battle anxiety etc yeah but I'm strong πŸ’– x up and down days x

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