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Had a de-clutter and moved to a 'house' but things are just the same, a smile a day 🙂

lilyflower
a year ago
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Jasmine111
Jasmine1113 weeks ago

LillyFlower Good evening hope your fine Happy Christmas take care 💐😊🙏🏻 Image

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stuartsmith544
stuartsmith5442 weeks ago

My wife said to me today you never take me anywhere expensive . I said get your coat on ,she said where we going ,I said were off to the petrol station .

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davidstockport
davidstockport2 weeks ago

Somehow reminded me of this:

Man checking lottery results realises he's won a few million he says to his wife. "Pack for the Bahamas" some time later he notices she's packed two large suit cases he says one would have been enough, she explains one is for him the other for herself. He asks her "Have you won too?"😀

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Jasmine111
Jasmine1112 weeks ago

Hi lilyflower I am sorry dear totally forget to wish your 😞Happy new year with lots of blessings for your family aswell gerrykelly25 happy new year your too take care I hope you’re have good time have a lovely evening 💐🙏🏻😊 Image Image Image

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gerrykelly25
gerrykelly252 weeks ago

Jasmine111 happy new year!!What did you do to celebrate? My daughter is still here, going back tonight 😞

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Jasmine111
Jasmine1112 weeks ago

gerrykelly25 Good morning dear apologies I just seen this now I received 134 notification yesterday 😃yes dear did had nice time with brothers and my family 😀that’s good your daughter also celebrate new year with you’re 🤩🥰bless her I hope you’re fine take care dear have a lovely day 💐😊🙏🏻@lilyflower take care💐😊

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minch
minch2 weeks ago

Image £2

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gerrykelly25
gerrykelly252 weeks ago

Great bargain!

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minch
minch2 weeks ago

gerrykelly25 oh yes it was amazing

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Tia1502
Tia15022 weeks ago

Hi how u doing

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minch
minch2 weeks ago

Tia1502 gd u

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minch
mincha week ago

I'm ugly

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CarolSarich
CarolSaricha week ago

I just remembered this while I wrote about not being able to fall off to sleep last night!

Tonight I am going to lay on the edge of my bed ! “To drop off” boom boom 🤣

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bazzab10
bazzab10a week ago

A Man goes into a Bakers and asks for 2 Bread Rolls..??

The Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in a Paper Bag,

He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag.

The Man says :-

"It’s nice to see you don’t Handle the Food"..

The Shop Man says :-

"Nothing in my Shop is Handled by Human Hand"..

He then noticed a Piece of String hanging out of the Shop Man's Trousers and asks :-

"What is that Piece of String for"..???

The Shop Man says :-

"When I need a pee. I just pull on the String and it Pops Out"..

"That’s OK" Says the man.

"But how do you put it Back"..???

"That’s No Problem", says the Shop Man.

"I just Use the TONGS"

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TheChimp
TheChimp3 days ago

lilyflower

Hope you're ok.

It's a shame that the resident LD **** has spoilt this post

Keep well.

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
3 days ago

I'm fine, don't seem able to tag anyone (with or without spaces). How are you getting on with the eyes? 🙂

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TheChimp
TheChimp3 days ago

lilyflower Not the best tbh.

Had 2 CT scans and a MRI, but they can't seem to find out what's going on

Optician next 🙄

I'm driving MrsChimp mental because I have to ask her to reas me things all the time.

Ah well, things could be worse.

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