Cracker Jokes and Whats Inside
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Starting to get ready for Christmas, yes I know it’s early. I make my own crackers but need some good jokes. If anyone does the same let me know what else you put inside. Throughout the year i collect mini samples of perfumes etc to go in.
i dont know anyone else that does this but it is a great idea. i dont have and jokes
you could look on the internet and see if you can find any joke there
I've made my own crackers for many years and I always put samples and small gifts in them, even lottery tickets but I have never bothered with jokes - I've always put mini quizzes in each cracker. You will always find a great selection of cheesy and clever jokes if you google it.
Better put my money where my mouth is. 
Just to get you started.......
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
In the U.S. they use the term "cracker" as a way to insult European-Americans but even that comes off as comedic. 
So, a joke, eh?
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A Mince-Spy!
Why does Father Christmas live at the North Pole?
Elf Reasons!
Why shouldn't you eat Tinsel?
You could get tinselitis!
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