Embarrassing Questions Children Ask

I cant remember a specific thing ive been asked but i do remember being called into class after school by the teacher. My dads friend is a bit of a joker and says he got loads of gfs (he doesnt he is married) and says he got loads of money because he is a pimp The teacher was going around the class asking what they want to be when their older and my son (he was 6 at the time) told her he wants to be a pimp so he will have lots of girls and lots of money

My eldest daughter asked why i hated Granny Winnie so much?

Intresting question you may ask ...except i was sitting NEXT to my mother in law ... on my couch in my living room..."sometimes people say things when they are angry darling" i replied....

Needless to say it didnt make matters any worse....could NEVER of lived up to everyones expectations.

Ha, that's a great answer!

I can't answer the question, but I remember as a kid myself, I once called my mother's friend "chatterbox" in front of her - I only got that from my mother myself, as she had told me her friend chats too much and never shuts up. That was before I learned that not everything needs to be repeated...

HAHA thats a great answer I never quite know how to reply usally the combo moves on quick enough for it to be avoided lol depends on age what I tell them

Lol sounds like he has more than prepared for your daughter to ask that question! Will have to use that one day, if necessary

We went to turkey on holiday and someone told my child he would circumcise him if he wasn’t good. he had no idea what it was so we explained to him about different religion and culture. We come home I took him to the barbers. the guy says he is Turkish my child just blurts out in front of everyone so are you circumcised too. I could of died needless to say I have not been back to that barbers again haha

My son says the most embarrassing things ever the list is endless. We were walking around a busy Primark once when he picked up a huge pair of knickers and shouted "MUM I'VE GOT THOSE PANTS YOU LIKE!"

Going back a few years when my son was around 5 or 6 ish, I was taken him to town on the bus, so we're stood at the bus stop when we were joined by a lady. When I looked it was VERY obvious that this lady was going through or had a sex change. No problem with that. However... my son started pulling my sleeve going MUM!! ( I knew what was coming) I tried to distract him but wasnt working he kept repeating mum mum mum. Eventually my son YELLED: "MUM LOOK!! THAT MANS DRESSED AS A UGLY LADY!!" I could have died on the spot. Thankfully hes older now & has more manners.

At our local pool after getting changed in a family cubicle with my Mum, my daughter asked in front of quite a few people "Mummy? Why has Grannie's Hooha got fur on it and yours hasn't?" !!!!!

Needless to say, I could have died!!!!

My daughter at her Christmas play said "I can spell a new word B O O B I E S, BOOBIES" in front of teacher and parents and my mum