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Other Half snoring.... Kill or Cure ???!!! (Joking about the Kill Bit!)

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Every night without fail..... itโ€™s like sleeping or at least trying to sleep next to a very loud diesel tractor with serious engine trouble. Several off the shelf products have been tried, all have failed. He will no doubt wake up refreshed after a good nights sleep, I will wake up with aches from sleeping on the sofa AGAIN and tired as I can still hear him from downstairs arrrggghhhhhhhhh !!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

nipperjwb
5 months ago
What do you think of this?
Lydskyd
Lydskyd5 months ago

Kill........... definitely kill.

I recommend pillow...just smother his butt!

lol

Does he moan , whinge and graon about life , the universe and everything all day as well?

If he does then double deffo...kill kill kill!!!!

Or i can recommend some Potassium Hyrdoxide - painless, quick and totally undetectable in forensics tests!

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I take it this is why you are up so late posting on here!

Poor lady i do feel for you...

Must be a bloomin nightmare sleeping next to a tractor!

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nipperjwb
nipperjwb
Original Poster
5 months ago

Haha oh he is definately one of lifeโ€™s moaners ! Specially when I pinch his bum to stop the roar of his nasal engine ๐Ÿ˜‚ and when I nudge him with force to wake him up to tell him how loud he is he says I wake myself up with my own snoring ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Off to search eBay for discounted pillows ๐Ÿค”

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Lydskyd
Lydskyd5 months ago

nipperjwb roflmao "nasal engine" very good, very good indeed.

I must use that one myself - dont mind if i pinch it off you do you?

It is very, very true - one thing i have learned in my 30 years on this planet is that absolutely "ALL MEN MOAN" but in respect i do admit that "ALL WOMEN NAG" but nagging is worse i do agree with the BF on this discussion.

And I must admit that nagging does drive a man to drink and despair - its very prevalent in eastern europe and i am not joking this time! Eastern european women in particular are very, very nag-tastic!

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nipperjwb
nipperjwb
Original Poster
5 months ago

Lydskyd please feel free to use nasal engine ๐Ÿคฃ im always too tired to nag !

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Lydskyd
Lydskyd5 months ago

nipperjwb Have you tried CBD oil?

Might calm you down and help you sleep?

Or those nose pinchder things are supposed to work?

DR LYDIA in the house lol

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nicolajaynehend
nicolajaynehend5 months ago

Hi nipperjwb so sorry to hear that. Must be hell every night for you with the noise. Sew golf ball in the ban that go's around the his middle. That will stop him from rolling on his side. Or you could try these nose pegs. I think boots sells them. I've hard they do work. Or he could sleep in the shed and let you have a good night's sleep. ๐Ÿ˜

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davidstockport
davidstockport5 months ago

I think you have the golf ball method the wrong way round the balls need to be at the back to make the snorer sleep on their side. It's people sleeping on their back who are most likely to snore

https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/features/easy-snoring-remedies#1

From what I remember tennis balls are less likely to damage the spine,๐Ÿ˜€

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Lydskyd
Lydskyd5 months ago

You could fit a tube and a mini wind turbine to his nose and mouth - at least that way you would be generating some free electricity for the house and doing your bit for energy conservation at the same time lol

Show him these posts - it might embarrass him enough to stop ignoring your pleas and get him to get off his big butt and do something to help you out!

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MrsCraig
MrsCraig5 months ago

My husband snores really badly too! Although I found when I was in the hospital I couldn't sleep properly without the noise of his snoring! It drives me mad but I miss it!

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mmokane24
mmokane245 months ago

it depends how bad it is. I found that 4 pillows stops my husband snoring as it makes it easier to breathe. you could maybe try 6 if he is like a tractor and he should be the one on the sofa. ban him to the shed or garage. there is also something you put in your mouth at night to stop snoring but you should get earrplugs as a starting point

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SusanEaston327
SusanEaston3275 months ago

i understand how u feel and it must be annoying but infact they cant help snoring

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cetiyo
cetiyo5 months ago

Divorce would be a far more legal and humane approach than your first suggestion.

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nipperjwb
nipperjwb
Original Poster
5 months ago

yeah but I quite like him during waking hours ๐Ÿ˜‚

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SuzJ
SuzJ5 months ago

I feel your pain - my husband is a snorer too. He also sleeps like a baby/cat - ie, he decides he wants to sleep and seconds later he's off. I've previously had insommnia, still struggle with sleeping so it's really frustrating to lie awake with a busy head while he's doing his warthog impressions. Read an article yesterday about an anti-snore pillow. It's probably a complete gimmick but I will be googling it and reading reviews later!!

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nipperjwb
nipperjwb
Original Poster
5 months ago

i have tried an anti snore pillow a while ago but it didnโ€™t work at all. Weโ€™ve tried those strips to keep his nostrils open... didnโ€™t work. Weโ€˜ve tried fragrance oils no good either. So many different things tried nothingโ€™s worked. I either end up going downstairs on the sofa or after a few nights not sleeping properly Iโ€™m so tired Iโ€™d sleep through an explosion. Iโ€™d be interested how you get on if you try a pillow.

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SuzieQ
SuzieQ5 months ago

I've seen recently that people have been raving about the anti snore pillows from Asda. Might be worth a look .

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nipperjwb
nipperjwb
Original Poster
5 months ago

Thankyou. Iโ€™ll try anything ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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zerocenturyzero
zerocenturyzero5 months ago

Herbs for Snoring

Herbs are plants valued for their specific strengthening/ tonifying properties.

Daveโ€™s Respiratory Formula โ€“ to help break up mucus.

Herb singles:

Elecampane โ€“ to decongest and improve digestion.

Schizandra โ€“ to reduce mucus, support the adrenals and the liver. It also supports respiration and increases mental focus.

https://www.secretenergy.com/knowledge_base/natural-snoring-remedies-2/

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Pjran
Pjran5 months ago

Over the years Iโ€™ve made my husband try the anti snore strips and certain pillows. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY THEY DO NOT WORK. A gentle nudge asking him to turn over usually works.

My friend sleeps with a radio on low, has to be a chat type show, under her pillow. Her husband has sleep apnea and is supposed to wear a mask attached to a little machine but that sound is awful too.

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AlexS
AlexS5 months ago

If the first solution doesnt work you might want to try these or something similar https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07B9J6BWX/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02__o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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MumOfThree
MumOfThree5 months ago

One of us always ends up on the sofa bed , and can still hear him it drives me insane! I find a jab in the ribs with my elbow helps with ear plugs! Good luck feel for you.

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fuzzyclare
fuzzyclare5 months ago

Separate rooms is the only way!

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