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There seems to be a lot of this/that or that/this

Not topics you’d want to miss

Will you go or will you stay

Where shall we go on holiday

Can you, can’t you, will you, won’t you

Who knows what we can and can’t do

But it seems Chat may have a stutter

Ask a question, get a reply

Join the response, don’t be shy

Has this had been done before? I did search Chat

No. It came back with this or that!

The whole thing may get rejected

But it was fun getting the points I collected

lilyflower
8 months ago
What do you think of this?
Lynibis
Lynibis8 months ago

I'm getting sick of all the topics

Most of which we've seen before

Over and over we ask about Netflix

The same binge subject is such a bore

How can we say which one we prefer

When asked which of two choices is best

Do I like beans or spaghetti on toast

Well I love them both but sardines I detest!

And then there are queries more easily answered

By asking Alexa, Google or Siri

Not to forget those who think LD 's selling

And ask for a refund it's really so dreary

But hey 20 points is worth all the flack

When I post something stupid and no one writes back

Who cares if it flounders and then goes flat

My points are still mounting and I'm happy with that!!!!

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Like it 🙂

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chelseaturpin
chelseaturpin8 months ago

Lynibis this is great.

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LordUnbox
LordUnbox8 months ago

Hilarious! If only we could have pinned topics, the daily topic, the tv show/movie topic and a couple of others that people like to ask about

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Lynibis
Lynibis8 months ago

LordUnbox that's a really good idea. I accept there are some topics that need to carry on and be added to so it would be good to find those and put our latest suggestions/ideas.

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BORDERJOE
BORDERJOE2 months ago

Lynibis .... brilliant! I really like this ... just wish I could write verse of any sort!

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Ann1984
Ann19848 months ago

😂😂 You can tell whice ones for points only. Because I see a few put on and straight after midnight next topic. I like to scroll through and give them links to previous threads if can find 😂😂 and most chats are just over min 15 words so no effort put into it at all.

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Deleted42425
Deleted424258 months ago

I love this hun 💖 I've just been feeling up and down so I've had bit of a frown I'm sorry not been on as much how I wish for a hug touch I will see you around I'll sneak back on in the background 😂😂😂💖💖💖xx

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Loislane I've got no chat points left for today but I'll send you this any way 🙂 (totally random) Image

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Deleted42425
Deleted424258 months ago

lilyflower aww thanks babe 💖x

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Loislane Have another random 🙂 Image

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Ann1984
Ann19848 months ago

Am curious of this topic is going to go down can we keep it at the top 😂😂

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LordUnbox
LordUnbox8 months ago

We can't let that happen ahah, these poems are too funny to die!

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Lynibis
Lynibis8 months ago

LordUnbox this may give you a giggle, there are a few poetic tries at start and toward end lol.

https://www.latestdeals.co.uk/chat/ode-face

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Points, points, points are all some see

No interaction or friendly banter with you and me

10%, 20% 25% off the same thing

150 points, still alarm bells don’t ring

Darting in quick without a thought

Leaving mistakes for others to sort

Confusion as to what’s wrong or right

Letting it go or have a fight

One day it’s there, next it’s not

Someone else has filled the spot

This chat will gain me no points

Just done for fun, hope it doesn’t disappoint

The answer to this piece

Is contact the LD police!

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Lynibis
Lynibis8 months ago

Talking of poems, not particularly chat, when my granddaughter was 14 I would often pick her up from school in my Peugot 206 with roof down. Her friends would often ask who is that picking you up and didn't believe it was her nan. Then one day I picked her up and she told me they had made up a poem about me and then put it to music in their music lesson (teacher complicit), this is how it went.......

She's a young hip nana,

She's a young hip nana,

She still has a bladder,

She's my nana,

She hasn't got a bus pass, or a pension book,

she doesn't shop at M&S,

She goes to sainsbury's,

L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N-

LYNNnnnnnnnnnn!!!

She's my nana,

She's her nana,

ONLY 54!!!!!!!

L-Y-N-N- LYNN

She still has raves and parties all night long,

Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!

She's A Young Hip Nana !!!!

I assure you all, I had the odd party but never raved all night long!

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Today I thought I’d look for a Deal

I approached the section with such zeal

Start December shopping so I thought

But no major items to be caught

10p off or repeats from Amazon

I was looking for something A-maze –on

Get a Voucher off something great

Nope nothing that I’d want to activate

Post them quick and stack them high

Lots of repeats, everything's the same I cry

Some don’t care if it’s a good voucher or deal

They got the points, for them that’s ideal

Try the comps, hope for a good win

Chocolate or cash then I’ll have a big grin

Better still an Amazon voucher

That really is an A-maze-on Wowcher!

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
8 months ago

Tom gives us daily deals

Puts up with our ordeals

Sorts our vouchers all by hand

It takes time, we understand

Kelsey gets rid of glitches and bugs

Making LD the best of clubs

Providing new tags, website and search engine

We’re all waiting full of suspension

Deepak is not often heard or seen

That’s because he’s a sharing machine

Went on TV and proved he was special

And ‘free stuff’ went to the next level

🙂

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Username44902
Username449027 months ago

lilyflower hahaha lol

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
3 months ago

Bringing this forward 🙂

A new year, new start

Time to lift everyone’s heart

But it seems Covid is still on track

And this v that has made a comeback

So come on folks, have a chat

No ‘do you like’ or ‘not like’ this or that

You want advice or information

Then ask the LatestDeals population

And after you’ve asked a question

Come back and comment on the suggestions

Keep things friendly, clean and fun

And tell us all if and what you won

Find a deal when the price is right

Post it on LatestDeals site

After all we are a friendly lot

Watched over by three knights of Camelot

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

Nice one, I wouldn't have been able to resurrect this not remembering the title of the topic. I love little ditties. Maybe someone should start a ditty thread.

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
3 months ago

Lynibis We'll keep this one going. Will we or won't we!

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RegularComper90
RegularComper903 months ago

Love it. Very good. 😆

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Lynibis
Lynibis3 months ago

This covid's really gone to town

Getting us down and making us frown

But just remember good times are ahead

Via a vaccine to halt the spread

So soon we'll be able to have a hug

And say good riddance to this spiteful bug

So let's all wear a great big smile

Look forward to things we've not done in a while

Theatres, cinema, sport, eating out

Shopping, pubs and just going about

Our usual business with hope in our heart

and love for those from whom we're forever apart

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lilyflower
lilyflower
Original Poster
2 months ago

The days are long, the nights are short

A lot of people have lost their train of thought

Gone is general common sense

Questions asked but leaving us in suspense

Was the advice taken or not

Or was it just for points in the pot?

Repeats, repeats, repeats

Squawking like some parakeets

Some comments are interesting

Getting everyone thinking

Some aren’t worth a look

Being totally gobbledygook

Search the chat see what you can locate

Don’t get removed as a duplicate

It sometimes reads like the Radio Times

But really they are not crimes

Read the rules, think before you post

Then your chat won’t be burnt toast

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Jasmine111
Jasmine1112 months ago

lilyflower I like it 💯 true I thought something will change but nothing changes nothing changes 😃

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Lynibis
Lynibis2 months ago

I had forgotten this topic but we did say we would contribute ditties.

Well a while back there was a comp to win whisky but you had to write a poem about The stuff.

This was my contribution but obviously I didn't win lol...................

🐭🐁🐀

The wee timid beastie had now grown a pair

And surreptitiously crept down the cellar stair

He girded his loins and climbed up the table

Then slipping and sliding he tried climbing a bottle

He couldn't quite make it but then heard the scuttle

Of his brothers and cousins, his father and uncle

They grunted and pushed 'til the bottle fell down

Nibbled the cork and then went to town

Drinking the Whisky, yes, lapping it up

'Til dawn found them sleeping, deep in their cups

Unaware they were lying in menacing shade

Their wives standing o'er them with rolling pins raised!

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pato
pato2 months ago

I like that, did you sit down and think about it or did it just seem to flow in your head.

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Lynibis
Lynibis2 months ago

pato a bit of both really, once I thought of a scenario the rest flowed.

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pato
pato2 months ago

Lynibis I thought that might be the case, when I read it, it just seemed to flow from the 4th line to the end, which is quite impressive.

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Lynibis
Lynibis2 months ago

pato why thank you very much that is very kind of you x

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