A Poem about Chat
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There seems to be a lot of this/that or that/this
Not topics you’d want to miss
Will you go or will you stay
Where shall we go on holiday
Can you, can’t you, will you, won’t you
Who knows what we can and can’t do
But it seems Chat may have a stutter
Ask a question, get a reply
Join the response, don’t be shy
Has this had been done before? I did search Chat
No. It came back with this or that!
The whole thing may get rejected
But it was fun getting the points I collected
I'm getting sick of all the topics
Most of which we've seen before
Over and over we ask about Netflix
The same binge subject is such a bore
How can we say which one we prefer
When asked which of two choices is best
Do I like beans or spaghetti on toast
Well I love them both but sardines I detest!
And then there are queries more easily answered
By asking Alexa, Google or Siri
Not to forget those who think LD 's selling
And ask for a refund it's really so dreary
But hey 20 points is worth all the flack
When I post something stupid and no one writes back
Who cares if it flounders and then goes flat
My points are still mounting and I'm happy with that!!!!
Hilarious! If only we could have pinned topics, the daily topic, the tv show/movie topic and a couple of others that people like to ask about
You can tell whice ones for points only. Because I see a few put on and straight after midnight next topic. I like to scroll through and give them links to previous threads if can find and most chats are just over min 15 words so no effort put into it at all.
I love this hun 
I've just been feeling up and down so I've had bit of a frown I'm sorry not been on as much how I wish for a hug touch I will see you around I'll sneak back on in the background xx
Loislane I've got no chat points left for today but I'll send you this any way 
(totally random) 
LordUnbox this may give you a giggle, there are a few poetic tries at start and toward end lol.
Points, points, points are all some see
No interaction or friendly banter with you and me
10%, 20% 25% off the same thing
150 points, still alarm bells don’t ring
Darting in quick without a thought
Leaving mistakes for others to sort
Confusion as to what’s wrong or right
Letting it go or have a fight
One day it’s there, next it’s not
Someone else has filled the spot
This chat will gain me no points
Just done for fun, hope it doesn’t disappoint
The answer to this piece
Is contact the LD police!
Talking of poems, not particularly chat, when my granddaughter was 14 I would often pick her up from school in my Peugot 206 with roof down. Her friends would often ask who is that picking you up and didn't believe it was her nan. Then one day I picked her up and she told me they had made up a poem about me and then put it to music in their music lesson (teacher complicit), this is how it went.......
She's a young hip nana,
She's a young hip nana,
She still has a bladder,
She's my nana,
She hasn't got a bus pass, or a pension book,
she doesn't shop at M&S,
She goes to sainsbury's,
L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N- L-Y-N-N-
LYNNnnnnnnnnnn!!!
She's my nana,
She's her nana,
ONLY 54!!!!!!!
L-Y-N-N- LYNN
She still has raves and parties all night long,
Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!Rave!
She's A Young Hip Nana !!!!
I assure you all, I had the odd party but never raved all night long!
Today I thought I’d look for a Deal
I approached the section with such zeal
Start December shopping so I thought
But no major items to be caught
10p off or repeats from Amazon
I was looking for something A-maze –on
Get a Voucher off something great
Nope nothing that I’d want to activate
Post them quick and stack them high
Lots of repeats, everything's the same I cry
Some don’t care if it’s a good voucher or deal
They got the points, for them that’s ideal
Try the comps, hope for a good win
Chocolate or cash then I’ll have a big grin
Better still an Amazon voucher
That really is an A-maze-on Wowcher!
Tom gives us daily deals
Puts up with our ordeals
Sorts our vouchers all by hand
It takes time, we understand
Kelsey gets rid of glitches and bugs
Making LD the best of clubs
Providing new tags, website and search engine
We’re all waiting full of suspension
Deepak is not often heard or seen
That’s because he’s a sharing machine
Went on TV and proved he was special
And ‘free stuff’ went to the next level
Bringing this forward
A new year, new start
Time to lift everyone’s heart
But it seems Covid is still on track
And this v that has made a comeback
So come on folks, have a chat
No ‘do you like’ or ‘not like’ this or that
You want advice or information
Then ask the LatestDeals population
And after you’ve asked a question
Come back and comment on the suggestions
Keep things friendly, clean and fun
And tell us all if and what you won
Find a deal when the price is right
Post it on LatestDeals site
After all we are a friendly lot
Watched over by three knights of Camelot
Nice one, I wouldn't have been able to resurrect this not remembering the title of the topic. I love little ditties. Maybe someone should start a ditty thread.
This covid's really gone to town
Getting us down and making us frown
But just remember good times are ahead
Via a vaccine to halt the spread
So soon we'll be able to have a hug
And say good riddance to this spiteful bug
So let's all wear a great big smile
Look forward to things we've not done in a while
Theatres, cinema, sport, eating out
Shopping, pubs and just going about
Our usual business with hope in our heart
and love for those from whom we're forever apart
The days are long, the nights are short
A lot of people have lost their train of thought
Gone is general common sense
Questions asked but leaving us in suspense
Was the advice taken or not
Or was it just for points in the pot?
Repeats, repeats, repeats
Squawking like some parakeets
Some comments are interesting
Getting everyone thinking
Some aren’t worth a look
Being totally gobbledygook
Search the chat see what you can locate
Don’t get removed as a duplicate
It sometimes reads like the Radio Times
But really they are not crimes
Read the rules, think before you post
Then your chat won’t be burnt toast
lilyflower I like it 
true I thought something will change but nothing changes nothing changes 
I had forgotten this topic but we did say we would contribute ditties.
Well a while back there was a comp to win whisky but you had to write a poem about The stuff.
This was my contribution but obviously I didn't win lol...................
The wee timid beastie had now grown a pair
And surreptitiously crept down the cellar stair
He girded his loins and climbed up the table
Then slipping and sliding he tried climbing a bottle
He couldn't quite make it but then heard the scuttle
Of his brothers and cousins, his father and uncle
They grunted and pushed 'til the bottle fell down
Nibbled the cork and then went to town
Drinking the Whisky, yes, lapping it up
'Til dawn found them sleeping, deep in their cups
Unaware they were lying in menacing shade
Their wives standing o'er them with rolling pins raised!
I like that, did you sit down and think about it or did it just seem to flow in your head.
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