The Sausage Roll Diet

Imagine my excitement when this weeks best magazine is promoting the sausage roll diet where you can lose up to 1 stone in a month.

Sounds to good to be true, on further inspection it is!

You get 2 days where can have 2 cocktail sausage rolls and one day where you can have a Greggs sausage roll. Hardly a sausage roll diet, i expected a full sized sausage roll per day and to lose a stone. I can but dream