Festive Plant Baubles

They’re like real Christmas decorations only smaller and more easily lost!

Use them to decorate tiny plants, tiny animals or even just your bathroom mirror.

Inject that holiday cheer all over your house because we all deserve to feel a little holly-jolly, damnit.

Perfect for saying to your family “Hey, I can afford a Christmas tree too!”

Let us paint you a picture, dear millennial: you’re stuck in your 3m2 apartment this December because no matter how much overtime or freelance work you do, you still can’t afford anything bigger – no big Christmas trees for you this year. Well, why not use that aloe plant to be your Christmas tree and decorate it with Festive Plant Baubles?

The bite-sized baubles, tiny tinsel and small star are perfect size for the little succulent plant you got because you read somewhere on the internet that having indoor plants helps avert depression. You can sit, stare at your little decorated tree and laugh awkwardly when your family makes a joke about it!

In reality, there are some people who are honest-to-goodness nuts about Christmas, so this will make the perfect pre-holiday gift for them. Heck, get them like 20 for all of their household plants! Order your Festive Plant Baubles today and try to decorate your cat after you’ve hit the eggnog one too many times.