Merry F@#King Christmas - FREE Kindle Edition!

Description

Christmas is a time of family, stress, love, wanting, resentment and occasional violence.

It’s kind of tradition.

Gifts that bite, seducing your in-law's, watching Santa break-and-enter, angry mall elves, death, infidelity . . . All culminating to a family Christmas dinner that ends in joyful tragedy.

Merry F’ing Christmas is a collection of six short stories:

Moving chronologically through the holiday, each story follows a different character who, hopefully, is experiencing a worse holiday than you. Disenfranchised by the normally, festive holiday, or simply stuck with an annoying family.

Several fifteen minute stories for short breaks and a couple longer stories to read after dark.

Give yourself a break, pick up this book, and find humor in bleak circumstances because, Christmas is painful, but pain can be hilarious, and sometimes comedy leads to healing.

Contents:

Black Friday

To Gift a Puppy

Ex Claus

Oh What Fun

Gold, Frankincense and Sayda

Merry F’ing Christmas