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Nay use for me - apparently they dont do "unfeasibly large size" just average whatever that means.
Oh no you should complain to them as it is clearly discrimination against larger sizes
GirlieWhirlie, mine doesn't give me the options 'm doing it on the phone maybe? I prob don't need them anyway 
Bikywander Yeah its best to have a partner you dont need em when you "doing it on the phone" for ahem the five knuckle shuffle!!
garygemmell haha, i didnt quite mean it like that, realised what i put but its ok i can laugh about it 
Bikywander Yes i have found you need to be very careful with every word and nuance on email and social media lol
I was kidding anyway - we all need a wee laugh at least once a day!
Bikywander Ok how about meeting Palm and her four friends!
Better? Aaaaaahhhhhh
Mwahaha - Hmm Red Dwarf fan I presume lol
Bikywander Wow you mean you have never smoked a kipper for breakfast!
lol
You havent lived!
It almost as funny as THE ORVILLE!
garygemmell ok now I'm guessing there's a joke there somewhere, but if not, I'm not a kipper fan either haha, and Orville, is the green bird in a nappy right
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