Pink Roller Skate Planter

Yeah, I roller skate. I’m really good actually, I used to ice skate, so I’m kind of a natural at it. I don’t wanna boast, but yeah I roller skated before everyone, before it was cool. I was kind of the original roller skater, you know, of my generation. I can do spins, foot turns, spread eagles, slaloms, fishtails, yeah all the tricks in the book.

Oh, I can’t show you right now, I don’t have them with me. So annoying, maybe another time –

Oh, you have a spare pair with you? In my size? Oh… great, yeah, yeah, I’ll show you my sick moves. Easy. Cool cool cool… Alright, not like I have to prove anything, but sure. Cool…

I totally roller skate. Watch me goooooooooooo – SMASH!!!