Change the Lyrics (Christmas Songs, )
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When I was at school we would often change the lyrics to a song (thinking it really funny singing them along with rest of class singing correct words ). Share your incorrect lyrics with us today .
Here's on of the songs we would sing and one of the ones I can remember.
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin lay an egg,
The bat mobile lost its wheel
All on Christmas day.
Oh jingle bells...........
LOL
I remember at school we used to sing "last Christmas I gave you my fart but the very next day you sold it on ebay" 
PinkElephant26 That made me laugh . I think next time I hear that song I will hear your lyrics
I remember in assembly at school singing “while shepherds wash their socks at night “ . Lol
It's only one word misheard to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose , OLIVE the OAF and reindeer used to laugh and call him names
St3v3cunn1961 we wish you a merry Christmas i used to sing with one word changed . “So bring us some freaking pudding , bring us some freaking pudding and bring it right now !” . Had to be careful my mum didn’t hear as “that’s not a nice word to say “ LOL
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
Up so high, stuck in a tree
What did you do that was so mean?
Tom I ate all the "freaking pudding" then "decked the halls with BRAS and holly" and "the very next day I sold it(the fart) on eBay " lol . Trying to use the misheard lyrics in my reply the best I could. 
St3v3cunn1961 well you did well to use them to construct a sentence, lol . Whenever I try to do something like that it doesn't make sense to anyone but me , lol
"Frosty the snowman was a very happy soul, with a corn cob pipe and a butt on his nose .....and a broom in his head ." Lol
Very strange looking snowman I believe
I'm wondering how many of us will be having a family get together over Christmas and singing songs around the fire /Christmas tree or wherever you choose for singing Christmas songs. I hope you all remember the correct lyrics and don't end up singing the ones we are sharing here . Lol . Be some very funny sing a longs .
petekid1952 wouldn't it be nice if families did that these days, I don't know any who do. Even group games are no longer popular, each person seeming to prefer lone games on pc, phone, Xbox etc.
Lynibis I know it's such a shame ppl don't do this anymore. We used to always play a board game after Christmas dinner(normally the new one we received for Christmas). On Christmas day we would wake up very early to see if Santa had been (I was very good all year so he had been) then I had to wake up my parents as I couldn't open presents until they were there . We would all be awake before 6 in morning. Then it was breakfast and we would spend all day together (wasn't allowed out on Christmas day. Just time with family)
petekid1952 that sounds so lovely, kids today don't know what they are missing, and not just at Christmas
Lynibis I think a lot of ppl feel that way because it's all about who spends the most money and gets the most presents, not the family memories that should be being made . It's such a shame because I've seen many comments on here about memories from Christmas and the majority are nothing to do with how many presents ppl had .
Lynibis I know it's like everything is about money but memories last much longer than any material thing . It's a shame ppl don't realise because when they look back they won't have any memories
Jingle Bells...
Oh what fun it is to save
Money at the shop today
Oh what fun it is to save
On a shopping spree
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Saving money never fails
Jingle all the way,
What deals we'll find today
A sleigh ride so grand,
Cheap prices in demand
Oh what fun it is to save
On a shopping spree
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Saving money never fails
Jingle all the way,
What deals we'll find today
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a go
At finding bargains galore
On a shopping spree
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Saving money never fails
Jingle all the way,
What deals we'll find today
mag2022 don't we all . Lol
My niece had "Twinkle twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are" stenciled on her bedroom wall when she was younger.
mag2022 definitely something to add to the New years resolutions list then . Hope you manage to drive next year
mag2022 glad to hear it , positive thinking is a key to success. Hope you achieve all your goals
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
Turned his Y-fronts back to front
'cause his nuts were freezin'
pato LOL I've never heard that before but it's brought smile to my face. Thanks for that
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