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Starting to get ready for Christmas, yes I know itโ€™s early. I make my own crackers but need some good jokes. If anyone does the same let me know what else you put inside. Throughout the year i collect mini samples of perfumes etc to go in.

eyeballkerry
1 year ago
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KazLou
KazLou1 year ago

i dont know anyone else that does this but it is a great idea. i dont have and jokes

you could look on the internet and see if you can find any joke there

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sunny101
sunny1011 year ago

I've made my own crackers for many years and I always put samples and small gifts in them, even lottery tickets but I have never bothered with jokes - I've always put mini quizzes in each cracker. You will always find a great selection of cheesy and clever jokes if you google it.

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sunny101
sunny1011 year ago

Better put my money where my mouth is. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just to get you started.......

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?

Sandy Clause!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?

An elfcicle!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

Which of Santaโ€™s reindeers have to mind their manners most?

Rude-olph!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

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loopyjade06
loopyjade0612 months ago

Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?

They want them to be purr-fect!

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PhilipMarc
PhilipMarc12 months ago

In the U.S. they use the term "cracker" as a way to insult European-Americans but even that comes off as comedic. ๐Ÿ˜†

So, a joke, eh?

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tumblespots
tumblespots12 months ago

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A Mince-Spy!

Why does Father Christmas live at the North Pole?

Elf Reasons!

Why shouldn't you eat Tinsel?

You could get tinselitis!

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