What is Your Most Disastrous Moment of All Time?
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Was talking to my old army buddy today and he was telling me about his latest disaster so it got me thinking are peoples disaster really as bad as mine have been in life?
This is just the tip of my iceberg- In my first week in my job as a police officer you would not believe me - suffice to say i smacked the patrol car into a hotel gate in Aberdeen on my first week, threw a cigarette end out of the patrol car and it blew in the back window and set the rear seats on fire - i tried to disguise it but the seats were black and the foam was yellow - hard to disguise but the piesta resistance was my Aberdeen hotel - i feel asleep in the bath with the shower on and flooded the room - i woke up and to my horror the water had reached the room door and was leaking into the hallway so i had to use all the towels in the room to mop up the water and turned the heaters up full blast so i was sweating like a pig , panicking and running around all night until 8am in the morning trying vainly to dry it up before the cleaners arrived - i then took the 10-20 free newspapers in a rack outside the hotel corridor and mopped the rest up and ended up with a soggy newspaper ball the size of a medicine ball and no way to smuggle it out of reception so i dropped it out of the hotel window... without looking and it nearly hit a guy below - just glad he did not report me to the hotel otherwise i would have been busted and the amazing thing is the hotel never reported it to my boss and neither did the burned seats in the patrol car even though the "bright yellow hole" was about the size of a football - amazing i got away with it actually.
That story actually got published as a true disaster story and earned me £100 but i left out the fact i was a police officer at the time!
I know it sounds fantastical but my life has been rather unusual i could go on there are crazier disaster than that but hopefully that will give a few people a laugh in the morning (or more likely deleted) lol
So can you top that one?
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