Donkey's Taste for Knickers Proves Hard to Swallow
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Donkey’s taste for knickers proves hard to swallow
A donkey had to be rushed to the vets for emergency surgery after eating too many pairs of its owner's knickers.
Joanne Dearie, 47, became worried when her pet donkey Brian stopped eating. She took Brian to Priory Vets in Barnsley where staff were stunned to discover its owner’s silk thongs were clogging up the donkey’s stomach. They carried out a two-hour operation to save Brian’s life. “When they pulled out my black lacy knickers everyone had a bit of a shock” said Mrs Dearie.
But within hours of being back home, Brian raided the washing basket again swallowing another set of underwear. Mrs Dearie took the donkey straight back to the vets, where it was given medication to make it vomit, narrowly avoiding further surgery. Mrs Dearie said "This time it was my daughter Sally's pink lace thong that had disappeared from the washing basket. It's a good thing Brian doesn't fancy my husband's boxers". If you’ve read this far, and believed me, don’t be an ass. What day is it?
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