The Elf on the Shelf That Nearly Set the House on Fire
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You could say the elf on the shelf is not good for your health
Only in this case he was placed on top of a chandelier and could have caused a house fire
He slipped from his position , rubbing noses with a light bulb, and started to melt
So think twice if you have that fairy perched on the top of the tree , make sure she is wedged in place and doesnt become a fallen angel ' , it might not be fairy lights but the fairy alight 
www.ladbible.com/news/elf-on-a-shelf-prank-nearly-burns-down-home-617344-20231212
My elementals don't come from the shop and they can't be seen by the uninitiated lol.
We have loads of these all over the house, I personally don't like them, their creepy
martinlufc5637 Hope you haven't got them on the chandelier M
If it happened to me it wouldn't only be chest'nuts' roasting on the open fire , it would be the elfs 
martinlufc5637 What a coincidence M
I just read your message as i was rating some deals and guess what popped up, not too expensive , elf not included though 
www.latestdeals.co.uk/deals/dorlink-modern-chandeliers-ceiling-light-amazon
The Earth Liberation Front (ELF), also known as "Elves" or "The Elves", is the collective name for autonomous individuals or covert cells who, according to the ELF Press Office, use "economic sabotage and guerrilla warfare to stop the exploitation and destruction of the environment" WIKI
This chap was obviously a renegade T. 
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