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With all the serious stuff that's going on at the moment I thought we should take a few minutes and have a giggle.. I'll start.. Here's my Halloween worst.. 'What do ghosts use to wash their hair'??.. ShampBOO!! πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

keepitjijjy
1 month ago
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Beezyruth
Beezyruth1 month ago

A bear came to a Halloween party dressed as cheese. He was a Camembear

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keepitjijjy
keepitjijjy
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1 month ago

TeeHee!! I shouldn't laugh but I can't help itπŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.. here's another one for you:. Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party? Because he had no'body' to go with!!! Happy Halloween Everyone Be Safe and enjoy guys πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ’€πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ώβ˜ οΈπŸ‘ΉπŸ’€πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ώβ˜ οΈπŸ‘ΉπŸ’€πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ώ

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davidstockport
davidstockport1 month ago

A thirsty skeleton walks into a pub, strides up to the bar and asks"Can I have one pint of your best bitter and a mop please?"

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keepitjijjy
keepitjijjy
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1 month ago

Hee hee hee.. that's funny!!πŸ˜ŠπŸ€£πŸ˜„

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Glitterandgold
Glitterandgold1 month ago

πŸŽƒWhat do skeletons order at restaurants?....Spare ribs

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davidstockport
davidstockport1 month ago

A ghost walked into a bar and asked for a double whisky - but was told he couldn't have one because they didn't serve sprits.

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keepitjijjy
keepitjijjy
Original Poster
1 month ago

What are ghosts favorite sweet?

'Ice Scream'!!? Aarrggghh.. ☺️

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keepitjijjy
keepitjijjy
Original Poster
1 month ago

I know my jokes are terrible.. I don't know why but the worse they are, the funnier I find it.. don't ask!! Happy Hallows Eve Guys n Girls.. πŸ˜ŠπŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜€

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MaryBroadb16135
MaryBroadb1613518 days ago

A zombie walked in to a bar and asked for a bloody mary

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