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Hilarious Toilet Paper Calculator

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Are you worried about how long your toilet paper will last? Have a look at our Toilet Paper Calculator.

To try and help prevent panic buying of toilet paper, we've built this free tool to show how much loo roll you may actually need.

It's also just a bit of fun!

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You can even get pretty specific...

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Tom
20 days ago
What do you think of this?
Johnny
Johnny19 days ago

How do I get to the specifics?

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Tom
Tom
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19 days ago

Once you're on the 'Finish' results page, you can adjust the 'Advanced' filters:

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angemski
angemski19 days ago

Yeah! and how do we know what our role is? ..................😆

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Tom
Tom
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19 days ago

angemski Typo being fixed as we speak!

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angemski
angemski19 days ago

🤣

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lilyflower
lilyflower19 days ago

I'm good to 'go'!! Perhaps supermarkets should put this in toilet roll aisle with a sign saying 'on average a roll will last ?days per person'.

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BonzoBanana
BonzoBanana19 days ago

I've got 973 days worth and I haven't even bought any toilet roll since Covid 19 was an issue. I think I bought them in early February. 4 packs of 18 rolls for £10 from Proper Job in Street in Somerset. I suspect they are probably selling them for £10 a pack now if they have any left.

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blacklabrador
blacklabrador19 days ago

I'm all good for about 400 days, I went conservative on my toilet visits although there were a lot of tinned prunes and pulses on the supermarket shelves today, so I may have to re-evaluate.

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hspexy
hspexy19 days ago

Sounds like fun! But I use toilet tissue to blow my nose with, and with hayfever and seasonal allergies, I always go through a lot! This calculator can’t account for it, I'm afraid Lol

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LeanneWard
LeanneWard19 days ago

I’ve got plenty in stock, I get them in I get amazon every month with subscribe & save. So I’m lucky that I already got them before they corona panic buying. I have Crohn’s disease, so I am always prepared lol. 😂

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Dennab
Dennab13 days ago

LeanneWard I didn't even think of using Amazon for bog roll until this craziness hit. We got a good deal thanks to all the muppets raiding supermarkets.

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Dennab
Dennab19 days ago

It's not hilarious but a nice little project and will certainly drive in site traffic. Good work. Sent out as a press release too I see! Nice.

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greatdeals121
greatdeals12113 days ago

Hi guys I do have some packs of paper but everytime I go to supermarkets all the loo roll is empty.

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AliceBell64468
AliceBell6446813 days ago

I think that is the same for most shops wherever you live. The only one I have found some in is the local Co Op.

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Dennab
Dennab13 days ago

My local shop was only allowing a purchase of two rolls last week. I respect that more than the supermarkets saying 'three items'. Three items could be 72 toilet rolls.

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lilyflower
lilyflower13 days ago

My local Morrisons have had T rolls in for last two weeks, people weren't even fighting over them. We are either ultra civilised or unhygienic!

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Dennab
Dennab13 days ago

lilyflower You could be both. Let's face it. We shower and the dry with a towel. We don't just clean ourselves with a dry towel. Think about that.

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