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Toilet Training Cows May Reduce Ammonia Emissions

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So the scientists want to potty train cows to reduce the amount of ammonia they produce that leaks into the earth and produces nitrous oxide that is a greenhouse gas

My first vision was a cow on a potty , but maybe cocking a leg might work better , just need to move the udder out of the way first though

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https://www.earth.com/news/toilet-training-cows-may-reduce-ammonia-emissions-in-future/

telmel
4 days ago
What do you think of this?
MelissaLee1963
MelissaLee19634 days ago

Almost posted this one myself T. We're on the same page lol. In truth there is a problem with cows and methane.I wouldn't like to be the one to put a bull on a potty though lol. Let me be the first to say we have hit bottom lol. Image

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MelissaLee1963
MelissaLee19634 days ago

One for the lads lol.

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Imnotcheap
Imnotcheap4 days ago

Really!

Glad it's not my job to do it

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MelissaLee1963
MelissaLee19634 days ago

I mean piddling competitions lol.

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Imnotcheap
Imnotcheap4 days ago

MelissaLee1963 it can be hard enough with kids

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MelissaLee1963
MelissaLee19634 days ago

Imnotcheap I bet

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Imnotcheap
Imnotcheap4 days ago

MelissaLee1963 especially boys

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telmel
telmel
Original Poster
4 days ago

I was just visualising the damage a bull on a potty could cause

It would be like detonating a bomb

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ACR
ACR4 days ago

Scientists would deserve a big pat on the head if they could achieve this feat. Just as long as they don't overly milk it when lapping up all the attention.

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telmel
telmel
Original Poster
4 days ago

Steady on A, you will put me out of a job 😄

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telmel
telmel
Original Poster
4 days ago

Just the cigarette missing there M

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MelissaLee1963
MelissaLee19633 days ago

😂

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ACR
ACR2 days ago

I can see some of the comments on this post have got whey out of hand. This topic cud be put out to grass 🐄

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telmel
telmel
Original Poster
2 days ago

ooooh 🐮 Image

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tumblespots
tumblespotsyesterday

If cattle are clever enough to be taught how to use toilets then surely, as intelligent lifeforms, we should be treating them better?

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telmel
telmel
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yesterday

Most of us are able to use toilets T , but i would dispute that we are all intelligent lifeforms , you only have to read the news to see that unfortunately

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