Winner Picked! Win This Box of Sweets: Tell a Frog Joke for Leap Year!

Great idea! Here's one to start it off....

What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel

This isn't my joke but I like it ....

"What do you call a frog that's illegally parked? Toad."

What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?

It goat toad!

What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?

Hop on.

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? – He liked a good croak and dagger.

Nice one MartinJarvis thank you

Chicken goes up to the desk in the library and goes "book book" and the frog behind the desk looks up and goes "Reddit, Reddit"

What do you call a frog that lies?

An am-fib-ian.

Why are frogs so happy? – They eat whatever bugs them!

What does a frog order at a restaurant? – French flies and a diet croak.

This space is reserved for witches all others will be toad

What did the frog say about his favourite book?

Reddit, reddit, reddit.

What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas? – Mistletoad

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

How does a frog react when it's angry? It goes hopping mad lol.

Why did the Frog’s stage play get a standing ovation? – He gave a ribbeting performance

Why did the Frog end up in Court? – Because it Kermitted a crime

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? ...............Open toad sandals.

What would be the best year for a frog?..........A Leap year.

What's a frogs favorite year? Leap Year of course!

What does Kermit say when he’s enjoying dinner? – Time’s fun when you’re having flies!

What did Kermit the frog say when he got to the top of the hill? – A muppet

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? – He had his own frog horn!

When I was young, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank. It was the first time I Kermit-ted a crime.

What’s a frog’s favourite flower?

A croakus.

What's green and loud

A froghorn

What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog.

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad

What's green and dangerous?

A frog with a hand-grenade

What do frogs do with paper?

Rip-it

What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Croak-et.

What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.

What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

Lollihops.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes?

It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.

What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?

A jump rope.

Where do you get frog’s eggs?

At the spawn shop.

What do you call a frog with no back legs?

Unhoppy.

What’s a frog’s favorite flower?

A croakus.

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lily.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?

A prince.

What does a frog order in McDonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?

A croakadile.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights.

What did the bus driver say to the frog?

Hop on.

Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?

He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

What’s the preferred car of frogs?

The Beetle.

What do you call a frog spy?

A croak and dagger agent.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

What is a frog’s favorite time?

Leap year.

Ye I looked them up as didn't know any Hoppy Leap Year 2024

Thank you for all your wonderful amphibian jokes for Leap Year. It's now 4pm and we have decided that the funniest joke was from blacklabrador and it will be included in tonight's email newsletter so look out for it.

The winning joke is

Why did the Frog end up in Court? – Because it Kermitted a crime

Please look out for an email from the team with details of how to claim your prize - thank you and Happy / Hoppy Leap Year!

What happened when the frog didn't pay his parking tickets?

His car got toad away

Congratulations blacklabrador, enjoy your lollihops!