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With all the serious stuff that's going on at the moment I thought we should take a few minutes and have a giggle.. I'll start.. Here's my Halloween worst.. 'What do ghosts use to wash their hair'??.. ShampBOO!! 
TeeHee!! I shouldn't laugh but I can't help it
.. here's another one for you:. Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party? Because he had no'body' to go with!!! Happy Halloween Everyone Be Safe and enjoy guys 
A thirsty skeleton walks into a pub, strides up to the bar and asks"Can I have one pint of your best bitter and a mop please?"
What do skeletons order at restaurants?....Spare ribs A ghost walked into a bar and asked for a double whisky - but was told he couldn't have one because they didn't serve sprits.
I know my jokes are terrible.. I don't know why but the worse they are, the funnier I find it.. don't ask!! Happy Hallows Eve Guys n Girls.. 
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