An Ode to My Face
I look in the mirror and what do I see, Freddy Krueger staring at me,
My face is so red, blotchy and bright, I'd outshine Rudolph on Xmas eve night.
I phoned 111 as they tell us to do, and a kindly medic said 'oooh look at you!
It looks like an allergy, here are some meds and freeze a wet flannel to place on your head, (well she really said face but that didn't rhyme), by the time I got home it was past my bedtime, so I went to sleep feeling very hormonal, thinking the morning would find me all normal. I crept from my bed at dawn full of dread, to find 2 black eyes and a face still bright red!!!!
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