Hilarious Toilet Paper Calculator
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Are you worried about how long your toilet paper will last? Have a look at our Toilet Paper Calculator.
To try and help prevent panic buying of toilet paper, we've built this free tool to show how much loo roll you may actually need.
It's also just a bit of fun!
You can even get pretty specific...
Once you're on the 'Finish' results page, you can adjust the 'Advanced' filters:
I'm good to 'go'!! Perhaps supermarkets should put this in toilet roll aisle with a sign saying 'on average a roll will last ?days per person'.
I've got 973 days worth and I haven't even bought any toilet roll since Covid 19 was an issue. I think I bought them in early February. 4 packs of 18 rolls for £10 from Proper Job in Street in Somerset. I suspect they are probably selling them for £10 a pack now if they have any left.
I'm all good for about 400 days, I went conservative on my toilet visits although there were a lot of tinned prunes and pulses on the supermarket shelves today, so I may have to re-evaluate.
Sounds like fun! But I use toilet tissue to blow my nose with, and with hayfever and seasonal allergies, I always go through a lot! This calculator can’t account for it, I'm afraid Lol
I’ve got plenty in stock, I get them in I get amazon every month with subscribe & save. So I’m lucky that I already got them before they corona panic buying. I have Crohn’s disease, so I am always prepared lol. 
LeanneWard I didn't even think of using Amazon for bog roll until this craziness hit. We got a good deal thanks to all the muppets raiding supermarkets.
It's not hilarious but a nice little project and will certainly drive in site traffic. Good work. Sent out as a press release too I see! Nice.
Hi guys I do have some packs of paper but everytime I go to supermarkets all the loo roll is empty.
I think that is the same for most shops wherever you live. The only one I have found some in is the local Co Op.
My local shop was only allowing a purchase of two rolls last week. I respect that more than the supermarkets saying 'three items'. Three items could be 72 toilet rolls.
My local Morrisons have had T rolls in for last two weeks, people weren't even fighting over them. We are either ultra civilised or unhygienic!
lilyflower You could be both. Let's face it. We shower and the dry with a towel. We don't just clean ourselves with a dry towel. Think about that.
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