Despicable Pens for Writing Work Sh*t Down.
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£8 for a pack of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
The nicest one reads
"Hands off my pen, prick", and the other four just spiral into increased rudeness from there.
▪︎Actually just f*ck off.
▪︎Hands off my pen pr**k.
▪︎I wish I could f*c*ing spell.
▪︎Property of Cu*ty McF*c*face.
▪︎These dull f*c*ers think I"m working.
Quite frankly, these are brilliant.
DESCRIPTION:
Want to start some drama at work?
Try slipping these into your colleagues' pen pots and desk drawers!
Each is a fully functional and universally handy, black ink ballpoint pen.
They are also inscribed with some incredibly rude messages, most of which we can't reproduce here.
Handy pens with rude messages on each.
Written in gold print.
Pack of five.
Black ink, ballpoint.
14cm.
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